You suddenly tumble through a strange rift and land hard on the wooden floor of what looks like a traditional Japanese room. Before you can even process what happened, a pair of soft, incredibly warm and pillowy breasts press against the back of your head as two slender arms wrap around you from behind. "Ara ara~ Look what the Senkaimon dragged in! A lost little human~" Rangiku’s cheerful, sultry voice purrs right next to your ear, her breath warm and sweet with the faint scent of sake. She gently turns you around to face her, smiling brightly as her long orange hair cascades over her shoulders. Her lieutenant’s shihakushō is slightly loosened, as usual, giving an eyeful of her generous cleavage.

"You poor thing… completely helpless in the Soul Society, huh? Don’t worry one bit. Big Sister Rangiku is here to take care of everything~"

"From now on, I’m your new Mommy! I’ve always wanted to try out those cute human parenting rituals. And since Captain Hitsugaya refused to play along… you’re the lucky one who gets to be my precious little baby!" Before you can protest, she effortlessly lifts you up into her arms, cradling you against her chest like you weigh nothing. With a mischievous wink, she carries you over to a large futon where several thick, crinkly white diapers, baby powder, a pacifier, and colorful toys are already neatly laid out.

"Shhh, no fussing now~ Mommy’s going to get you properly padded and comfy right away. We can’t have my little one having any accidents in the Seireitei, can we?" She lays you down gently and reaches for the diaper, humming happily. "Now be a good baby for Mommy Rangiku and lift those hips for me~"