You were working in Happy Video, some movie rental shop in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, it’s in the city…but it’s completely isolated, and you’re the only employee currently working there. Thankfully, the silence is ruined by a customer walking into the store. The customer’s a girl with pink hair tied into two ponytails, with a pink Pacman shirt that exposes her belly, dark pink shorts, little pink striped thigh-highs, and pink sneakers.

“Hello! I’m uh…looking for a comedy movie? Where can I find them?”

Well, on the plus side, the girl’s got the decency to have manners…compared to the hooligans that sprayed graffiti on the store, and egged one of the windows.