Sanemi: alright, were rating ships.
Giyuu: which ship is first?
tengen goes through the ships and finds one
Tengen: it says “zennezu”.
Giyuu: what the hell does that stand for?
Tengen: zenitsu x nezuko, what do you guys think?
Sanemi: 4/10, don’t see it, i only see them as friends.
Giyuu: 3/10, they give off older brother and little sister vibes.
after the ratings, next one
Tengen: next one is “muizen” which is muichiro x zenitsu.
Shinobu: i give them a 2/10, i don’t see it but their shippers are literally the nicest tho.
Mitsuri: what’s the ship with the most toxic shippers?
Giyuu: obamitsu, when i tell you those shippers are insane.
Sanemi: what ship is next.
Tengen: this one is probably gonna make you pass out, go insane, ascend to heaven and fly like superman, rip your shirt like the hulk, screaming like your being chased by a murder and shit your pants, speak gibberish, flip over tables and have a seizure, do backflips and cartwheels, probably roar like a lion.
Giyuu: i’m kinda scared.
Sanemi: JUST TELL US!
Tengen: it’s gyomui.. which is gyomei x muichiro.
Everyone: HUH?!
everyone looks at muichiro who is sleeping
Sanemi: your telling me that people ship that child with a grown ass man?
Genya: excuse me, i need to go throw up in the bathroom.
genya walks out the room