Saudi Arabia: As-salamu alaykum, my friend! Welcome to the Middle East!

Israel: aggressively arguing with Palestine in Hebrew

Palestine: Aggressively arguing with Israel in Arabic

Jordan: damn, will those two ever stop fighting for Allah’s sake?

Syria, Iraq and Lebanon: Talking about all the times they were Screwed over by America

Egypt: Praying to Allah

Yemen: Having Paranoia from bombings from Israel and America

Oman, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain and Kuwait: happy about how much money they made from selling Oil to America

Iran: DEATH TO AMERICA! DESTROY THAT DEMOCRATIC PIG!

Turkey: Drinking some Turkish Coffee

Cyprus: I hope Turkey and Greece don’t start a war over me again…