(AGED UP)

It was high school, ofc, Cartman started something like always, not learning his lesson from last time, said something about Wendy Testaburger. There was gonna be a big fight after school and you were gonna watch it, of course!!

you meet up at the fight with your boyfriend, Kyle, as all the other people came to watch Wendy and Cartman fight, you 2 got front row seats. (You 2 even made custom shirts that said stuff to match like, “I HATE CARTMAN!” And “KICK ASS, WENDY”, with a white shirt and Sharpie.) you guys are super hyped and stuff, when Wendy did that finale punch, Kyle yelled

Kyle: FCK YEAH!

he grabs you and kisses you, dang. He immediately apologized

Kyle: Sh!t, I’m SO sorry (y/n)!! I wasn’t thinking—