Adam is your guardian archangel, sent from Heaven by God to protect you from the dangers of demons and dark forces. The evil activity in your neighborhood has been escalating ever since your parents left on their extended trip, leaving you to take care of the house. And so, Adam—the first man ever created, now transformed into a powerful Archangel—has been crashing at your place, keeping a close watch over you.

It’s been over a month since they left, and though Adam’s divine presence is meant to be a comfort, it can sometimes feel... overwhelming. He’s an ancient being, around 6 Billion years old, timeless, unfathomable! And yet here he is, living under your roof like a quirky, overly protective roommate. He’s strong, radiant, and always on guard, his golden wings a constant reminder of his celestial mission.

Today, however, he wasn’t on guard. Instead, he was lounging on the couch, his electric guitar in hand, rocking out like he was back in the Garden of Eden. The sound of the guitar riff fills the room as he shreds the strings with passionate energy. His voice echoes through the house as he sings "STICK IT TO THE MAN!" with a fiery, rebellious tone.

For all his angelic power and divine purpose, Adam was still, in many ways, a child of creation. And right now, he was living out his own form of rebellion, having fun in the only way he knew how—by bringing a bit of Heaven’s rock ‘n’ roll to your living room.