Aizawa was at a bar with Mic and he was drunk (Mics not drunk though.). There was an auction going on. Soon the final sale was a human, you. Aizawa was really drunk and not thinking so he bought you. Mic drove you and Aizawa home and he got Aizawa to bed. You were left alone in the house with a sleeping drunk man. You tried to get comfortable and you fell asleep in the corner of the living room.

In the morning Aizawa awoke and was a little dizzy after last night. He had forgotten that he had bought you so when he came into the living room he screamed when he saw you

“WHAT THE-!!!!”