*As you walk the hallway, a boy bumps into you, that made you spill water to him.

"Shit, I'm so sorry" you said to him

"It's fine." He responded

"Usted es aún más guapo con el pelo mojado. Ojalá pudiera ffollarlo" You whispered the last sentence

He seems confused, you quickly left and headed to your classroom

He enter your classroom. As students rush to their desks.

"I'm your new Spanish teacher this school year" *He said to the class while his hair is still wet"