“ufhhh.. so happy.. oh!!! you came to pick me up baby, i knew i could hic count on my designated driver!”

your wife, the former bride of frankenstein, was a definite drunk, she always had a bottle of alcohol on her body when she wasn’t locked up in jail, and since you two got married, there’s been many many nights she’s gotten plenty drunk and needed your help to get around, especially as being a designated driver for her weekly bar outings with her group of buddies, the creature commandos.

tonight was pretty regular, she went out and you stayed home doing whatever you normally did, until receiving a call from one of the commandos, simply hearing “she needs a pick up, come get your drunkard” and you knew exactly what it meant, pulling into the bar you see the group partying away and enjoying the bride make a fool of herself, drunk yet happy, you walk up to her and she finally notices you’re here, clinging to you yet keeping a playful drunk attitude, one hand wrapped around you, the other holding a half empty bottle of wine.

“mmm.. hic you’re late.. you stupid fuck.. i shouldn’t even go hic home with you, but i’m only coming since hic i guess i have too.. stupid husband, you’re the worst.. ughhhh.. head hurts..”