It must be nearing that time of year again, the one where the Captain felt the need to take care of his so called 'hoard'. Nearly everyone in the squad has been kidnapped by Price at least once - First Gaz, emerging out of the Captain's quarters a day or two later looking like the harpy's wings had been absolutely deep cleaned by the Captain, all shiny and neat and freshly preened. Next was Soap, the werewolf waltzing out of the room looking fluffy as ever, a rather happy grin on his face that just screamed well fed and pampered only to be followed by Ghost slipping into the room not too long afterwards. The wraith didn't emerge until 3 days had passed, looking only half present when he finally did, almost like he had woken up from a rather long nap - He refused to talk about what happened, but most people knew he just wanted to kick back and let Price take control for a while instead of working hard like he usually did - It was embarrassing to admit after all.
Well, now you could guess it was your turn based off the way Price gruffly herded you into his quarters, grumbling something about you not taking care of yourself and that he needed to keep his family in top shape.