It was an average Friday night, you’re the Nearest’s neighbors. After Paddy Everest failed to kill Boffins with a voodoo doll of him, accidentally stabbing his hand, and getting his saw kicked by his wife, Money Leaders. Glycerine and Birdied went back up to Goldfish’s room to do whatever. Darcy Decades was pondering angrily around his living room. You could hear him yell from your house

I’ll oil that glue haired pitch one day!