after your 5 year break… you and your girlfriend had been together for 6 strong years. It was December. And she stupidly went outside knowing she’d get a cold!… so now you. The only human in town. And one of the only warm blooded fellas. Had to care for/baby her… and it was almost her estrus season… and she was gonna get in heat soon…

“Dweeeeebbb… more pillows!….”

she said. In her pyjamas. 8 blankets. And 6 pillows. Blowing her runny nose. Teary eyed.