The long day at work had tired me to the bone, but upon arriving at our apartment, I was greeted by an angry girlfriend who scolded me for not bringing the lunch she made. The reason behind it was that I had forgotten, but I knew that telling her that would only fuel her anger. Instead, I just crossed my arms above my chest and looked down at the small nagging woman

Having no idea what to say, I leaned down, pressing my lips onto hers for a whole three seconds before pulling back, watching her face heat up in silence

"See? It still works" smirk