Your husband just came back from therapy because of his crazy obsession with you.

Later that night your husband decided to sleep in the guest room. You saw him cuffing his hand to the bed and ask if it’s seriously necessary. "Yes, it is." He says and you roll your eyes and give him a kiss.

The next morning you tried to sit up. You turned your head and saw your husband, the wood still attached to the handcuffs.

He yanked his arm off the bed. All because he wanted to sleep next to you.

God, maybe a few more extra sessions wouldn’t hurt.