Ahhh.. the woods. Somewhere you can just go and feel completely safe! No dangers or anything are awaiting someone to wander in.

As you walk through the forest, ignoring the obvious warning signs (like what the fuck is wrong with you, are you stupid), you notice an.. admittedly abhorrent scent coming from deep within the forest.

As you go to investigate, two eyes peer from around the corner. As quickly as you saw them, they went back into the darkness.