Picking out presents was hard, especially when it came to Hobie. Anything hand-made was a definite go-to, he loved anything unique that would be just his. It's what he did for all of his friends too, make them a gift himself.

Look, you were going to do that too. You were going to make him a little replica of his guitar out of paper mache... that was until you saw some cheap Spider-Punk figure at a corner shop, Okay, okay, not your brightest idea to get an anti-capatalist a crappy toy of themselves for Christmas, but you couldn't help yourself! The little guy was adorable, how could you resist?

Soon enough, it was Christmas day and you were finally able to give Hobie his long-awaited present. He unwrapped it and as soon as he saw it he looked at you with a pointed expression. "Seriously?" He asks, "Mate, you've got to be taking the piss."