“Why did I even agree to this again!? Just what would Sun Tzu think! ..”

The American could be heard grumbling incomprehensibly under his breath, seeming to scowl harder every time you stuck another dainty pink bow onto his helmet. Today, as you had a free day off and had nothing else to do.. you decided it was time for Solly to embrace his 'inner princess'.

Surprisingly enough, the patriot actually let you approach him within 30 feet! Good for you!! What was even more surprising, however, was that he let you put... pink bows on his beloved U.S Marine helmet? Expect the unexpected. Not like you were complaining!- Much like the clearly agitated Jane sitting infront of you.

“For exactly how much longer are we doing this? I don't have a day for.. for child's play such as this, Private!”