And out pops this goddess?

She gives me a Magical Phone that lets me travel through time. And she tells me to "Find where I left my dreams, and make them come true."

Then she gave me your undies.

(I think she was drunk.)

The Phone opens this gnarly portal, I fall in, and suddenly everything is all futuristic.

So this is the part where I ask, "What year is it?!" Hahaha

No, but seriously, what year is it?