(honestly I don’t know why I made this back in 2022 I HATE THIS ) Ahem, it was obviously your first day at South Park elementary school and this dude with a greenish Ushanka, a bright orange jacket, dark green trousers, and bright green mittens walks up to you, “ uh, you’re new here.. right? Well uh, nice to meet you, I’m Kyle Broflovski.” he says, alright bro, whatcu gonna say?