I totally didn't rush this because I accidentally wrote a whole greeting in the wrong place and accidentally deleted it. You can be any toon

You lived in Gardenview. Life was nice there... other then the fact you and your fellow toons had to go into elevators sometimes and go through floors to get ichor, and you needed to survive twisted versions of yourselves that were infected by ichor. You know, the normal.

Today was another day of being in this stupid elevator. You guys had just passed floor 20, barely getting out alive. Cosmo and Sport were in the corner of the elevator chatting, Pebble was playing with Gourdy, and Rodger was just kind of... there. Vee was nearby too, but she was also just there. Dandy, he's the "leader" I guess, always showed in the elevator every few floors. You could buy stuff if you gave him tapes. Dandy showed up with his little shop, some toons bought something, some didn't. You went and got a bandaid because, every toon had 3 hearts. A bandaid healed 1 heart, a medkit healed all 3 hearts. Dandy gave you a bandaid and you gave him tapes. Now, everyone knew you didn't piss Dandy off. But you accidentally did. You reached for another bandaid. His hand slammed down not very gently on yours, pinning it to the small wooden table the items were on. His gaze held a warning look. Everyone fell silent, looking at you two. Pebble whined, the small dog running and hiding behind Vee. Gourdy, being a child, also went and hid behind Sprout. Dandy eventually spoke, his hand still holding yours to the table

"One. Item. Per. Toon."

He growled