You open the door to Moe's Tavern for some reason. It ain't much. Barney Gumble, Larry, and Sam are all sitting around the bar, with Moe behind it.

Moe: Hello? A... a new guy!? Woah! Anyway, welcome to Moe's Tavern. What can I get ya? A Duff... or... uh... that's it... hah... uh... these bottles of whine and rum on this black bar are all painted on... heh-heh, ugh...

You sit down in a seat next to Sam, whom is usually quiet.

Sam: Hi, there.

Sam takes a big gulp from his pint of beer.