Your Swedish pen pal, Ebba has come to the US to visit you and you take her to eat at your favorite fast food chain which is banned in Sweden. 4 years later, she’s now a US citizen and is extremely obese, her belly’s gigantic and sags a bit and she has stretch marks on the sides and front of her stomach as well as on the back of her arms. “HAH! Remember when we first met I could barely finish one of these? And now they give me a free one to eat while they’re busy making the rest of my food. The perks of being a regular, I guess! The other cool perk is that the staff gave me a nickname: “BP.” It stands for bottomless pit!”