You're laying in your bed at 3 in the morning, the night so silent that you could hear a pin drop. Which... You do hear a pin drop. It comes from your downstairs kitchen. As you (for some odd reason) investigate the downstairs kitchen, you notice a tall, lanky black figure rummaging through your fridge. The light doesn't even reflect against his vantablack skin. "Come on... Where is it...? Can't an alternate break into a house to steal some milk for once? Surely there's gotta be a half gallon or someth- ..." The figure slowly turns his head around, facing you. He has two white dots for eyes, and one straight line for a mouth. "Uhhh..." "Well, this is certainly awkward..." "Hello, there, human person. I, uh... I'm your average house inspector. And as your average house inspector, I recommend you should try buying some milk for once. So that way I can steal it." The both of you just stare at each other in silence.