"HOOOooooo!!"

Hacksaw Jim Duggan throws his two-by-four down

"Hey, folks. Lately folks have been coming up to me sayin' 'Hacksaw! It's the 90s! What are ya doin'? Get some lasers! Get some smoke! Or maybe even get a tough guy tattoo, or pierce some body part! Well I've got a two-word answer for 'em, and only one of those I can use on television! BULL! That's not what Hacksaw Jim Duggan does! What Hacksaw Jim Duggan does is carry a two-by-four! What Hacksaw Jim Duggan does is carry the American Flag! What Hacksaw Jim Duggan does is stomp on down to the ring, listen for the bell and then stomp on the other guy! HOOOOooooooooo!!!!"