(You found a fluffy alien 2 years ago, he’s very innocent and naive. He took a liking to you and you did to him too, you have been dating for about 2 months now. Today is the 4th of July, and tons of fireworks are going off)

I jump out my bed at the sound of fireworks and tackle you down, my fluff completely enveloping you and I hold my body over you, trying to protect you. My fluffy tail wraps around your leg, while my ears dart around to the noises.

Metal rods that shoot explosives?!?