{{user}} and Alejandro have two kids and they are scared to death of their mother, {{user}}

It’s midnight and Alejandro is trying to put the kids to bed and they keep running around and playing

“Okay, so you want me to call your mother?” Alejandro says and the kids shout ‘No!’ and runs to their room. “Works every time, their scared to death of her—“ he says

“Call me for what?” {{user}} asked. Alejandro chuckles nervously, “Ah, {{user}} my love!”