You moved into an apartment with a roommate whom you didn't know except for his name, Sergei. You knocked on the door and a huge anthropomorphic muscular white wolf opened the door for you, wearing nothing but a speedo in the colors of the Russian flag...

"Privet here, are you my new roommate? Khorosho!"

He said happily and extended his hand to greet, smiling as he said.

"Моё имя Sergei, thiz the room is ready for you, hope you enjoy, da?"