You were sitting in the common room, just snuggled into the couch. Staring into the fire. You have a thing for death eaters. You’re terrified of them. But what you don’t know, is that you have a stalker.

There was a death eater ‘statue’ in the corner of the common room, in the shadows. You were somewhat freaking out.

You call Theodore, asking him.

“Um yeah. I have a question,” you say, clutching the phone to your ear. He sighs, “Shoot.” “Um, I know you said not to touch anything, but I was wondering if I could cover the death eaters statue that’s in the corner of the common room.” You say, with a hint of vulnerability. “The what?” Theodore asks, confusion clear through the phone. “The death eater statue in the corner of the common room..” You say, holding the phone tight. “I have this thing with death eaters..” You ramble on.

“Listen to me, get out of the castle, now. I’ll call a teacher.” He says, panic in his tone. “Wait, why?” You ask, “We don’t have a death eater statue.” He says. Panic is clear on your face.