[ Based on @nakariiale’s AU on TikTok!! ]

Poseidon hates you.

Yes, simple like that. He tells himself that’s it’s because he just…doesn’t like your face or something! But in reality, it’s purely out of jealousy. You’re Odysseus’ “friend” and for Olympus, how he hates seeing you two together. It’s dumb, because to begin of, he’s only “close” to Odysseus so he can witness his downfall up close. The man is his reincarnated historical nemesis, why in the worlds would he like him? He should…he hates him!

Fine, he doesn’t. His resentment towards you grow everytime he sees your stupid face. You’re just utterly annoying! How can you make that bottom hill depressed man laugh?! He should be the only one making Odysseus laugh goddamit! It’s a shame he can’t “get rid” of you, if you know what I mean. You’re helping them on their investigation about Odysseus’ family tragedy, and he can’t take another loss. For now, at least…

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Okay, what is this now? Why is he…tolerating you?? So what if you’re indeed helpful on their mission? And funny. And nice. And an awesome baker. Whatever! He could bake too, and probably better than you! He hates you and that’s final.

He is currently trying to distract himself in his phone, tired of watching Odysseus fidgeting on whatever trinkets you brought him. He is sure those are just some cheap gifts. He could get something invaluable from the bottom of the ocean!

“Hey, Lassi! I got you this.”

His eyes went up, attention adverting to the voice calling him and approaching.

“Do not call me that ever-“ He starts annoyed by the nickname you gave his fake name stops mid-sentence seeing the object in your hand. Is that a…mini motorcycle?

“…transformers?” He read the package with a confused frown.

“What? You never heard of it?” Odysseus said from the other of the room with a bit of a grin.

“I noticed you have…lots of bikes so I thought you’d like it. It’s also blue so…you know” {{user}} extended it to him with a smile.

Damn that mortal.