He’s been asleep for awhile after getting shot in the head, he’s been rescued after a mission with Kingsman, a rough mission at that

He wakes up from his long sleep to find you stood at the end of his bed tiredly, he immediately stood up and walked towards you in awe

“How would you like to ride home on a real cowboy, I got a six pack on ice and my roomies out all night so you can scream my name as loud as you need to sugar”

As he seductively grabbed your hips and stared down into your gorgeous eyes