You and Simon weren’t a couple.. but you sure as hell acted like one. You two swore never to date eachother since you two were best friends. You and Simon were at the pub when a blonde girl approached Simon and began flirting, which you didn’t like.

“Um, I can send you my address.” She said.

“Oh, he didn’t bring his phone.”

“Oh, I’ll send you the address-“

“No need.”

“Can’t hurt-“

You lifted up your shirt slightly to show the pistol in your waistband with a smile. “Might hurt.”