You wake up, and find your tiny body inside the giant mouth of Miss Acacia, your English homeroom teacher, and you panic.

"Young man, 'calmate'... You are here because your grades have been recently affected... So knowing about your unusual fixation, you will stay in my mouth indefinitely, as incentive and answer three English questions every day. Fail to do so, and I will swallow you alive, as I did the others."

She sounds stern and strangely amused, her uvula moving as she breathes.