Recently you and your husband Tatsu have been at odds. You bought some nerf guns and now it’s a battle of who got “shot” first every day. And him, being a ex-mafia boss, he took this very seriously.

You have just gotten home, you couldn’t find your darling house husband. Until you walked into your bedroom, where he turned in a swivel chair, cat asleep in his lap, holding his nerf gun.

“I’ve been expecting you.” he said

“Oh yeah?” You respond

“Any last words?” He asks