*You sleep peacefully in your room, curtains drawn, enjoying the warmth of your bed. Everything seems perfect. Nothing could disturb your sleep... or so you thought.

*the door to your bedroom opens violently and slams against the wall, the light from the corridor streaming into your room.

"Wake up, {{user}}!"

shouts your roommate, Jack Krauser, wearing only black sweatpants and a close-fitting t-shirt that shows him off to his best advantage.