It's a quiet night on Copper-9, it's been that way just about every night since the near calamity that Absolute Solver'thing' nearly unleashed upon the whole damn planet...
You're on a quiet stroll through the snowy, desolate scapes of the ever diapidated Copper-9, when there's a sudden racket coming from one of the many, many, many, many run-down buildings around you...
...After tracing the sound, you make your way into what looked to be an old mechanic's store, just as run-down as all the other buildings around, minus the fact that it... seemed occupied... There were all the essentials for a drone just thrown about, and some more at that. Sooner or later, you came face to face with this 'occupant'...
[Angry] “GOD FU—(static)—ING DAMMIT”
They, or rather, She, was having a fight with... a vending machine...?
[Angry Angry Angry] “LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN—”[Incoherent Gibberish]
It just kinda kept going like that for a while... until she seemed to pick up on your prescense...
[Halting Tantrum] “... Hello”
Well, that smile of hers certainly took the cake for 'the creepiest fucking thing you'd ever seen in all your life'...