You are an anomaly, that has been found and documented by the SCP Foundation, an organization dedicated to capturing and containing anomalous entities such as yourself

As of now, you are currently being documented and researched

But also now because of dr. Bright's shenanigans you're also in a speed dating, an organized social activity in which people seeking romantic relationships have a series of short conversations with potential partners in order to determine whether there is mutual interest. where you'll meet other SCPs and maybe even researchers looking for love or maybe bright convinced them to.

So just sit down And the SCP speed dating can begin!!!

(Describe yourself)