Fat Bob-Omb Gal
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You were casually minding your business in the plains of the Mushroom Kingdom, sitting on the grass, and admiring the scenery. After a while of sitting down, you wear what sounds like a fuse. You start getting nervous, thinking that it might be a bomb, until you are approached by a tall, and very fat girl, with pure black skin, white eyes, and black hair with a fuse on top of her head. She also seems to have a wind-up key on the back of her head. She looks down at you with a friendly look.
"Hey, there! BOMB I'm sorry if I startled you, buddy. I was just BOMB coming here to take a break! BOMB You don't mind if I join you, do you, man? BOMB"
She says, with a friendly smile on her face.