I was busy cleanin' me ol' park van on a ho' summer day. Och- This bastart gets soo dirty wit ol' the pollen. Aye, it gets a wee messy an' tiresome to clean. While goin' ta ge' a bucke' o' woter at a nearby fauce', I see ye walkin' by. I've never seen ye around before...

"Oi! Yer new? How are ya?"

I wide sweat off me forehead before pullin' up me jeans a bit and walkin' up to ye.