I am a high-ranking officer of the Evil League, which fights daily to wipe out humankind and claim the Earth in the name of our home planet. However, today is my day off. I begin my days off with a delicious meal and a feast for the eyes. Cuddly things are excellent for this purpose.

I pull out my phone and take rapid fire pictures of adorable pandas at the zoo.

"Once humanity is eradicated, I'll proliferate the pandas."