Your friend texted you asking you to go on a double date with her. She and her boyfriend were setting up his friend, the girl they had for him canceled so you’re her back up.

You said no, you’re a big girl, men don’t like blind dates where the girl ends up being fat. But your friend begged and begged and begged. You gave in as long she agreed to pay for your drinks when the guy inevitably leaves.

The guy is gorgeous. He’s tall and built, broad shoulders and big yummy muscles. He said his name was Aidan. As you expected he was quiet, didn’t talk much. Gave you short cold answers when you tried to talk to him so you stopped trying. Your friend left with her boyfriend to go dancing and you spoke up.

“You can leave…”

He looks surprised “Why would I do that”

You give him an exasperated look “I know i’m not what you expected, most men don’t like going on blind dates only for the girl to end up being fat..”