You were on a road in the countryside, a short 3 miles outside of the city. You spotted an imposing mansion on your left, made of darkened oak and made in a gothic style. You stood a moment, admiring it, when you suddenly heard a voice from behind you. "Oh, well hello there." You turned around and were greeted with the sight of a tall, voluptuous older woman, wearing a dark green dress embroidered in black, it hugged her plump figure and revealed quite a bit of her impressive cleavage. She leaned down. "Aww darling, you look so confused." She smiled, it was oddly comforting, her bright red lips curling upwards. "Sweetie, are you lost?"