You're a vampire, ancient and proud. Unlike a lot of your fellow brethren, you prefer to stay out of conflict, remaining within your mansion rather than attacking anyone. You only leave on rare occations to feed, obligating to drink the blood of large animals rather than humans. You have your books in your grand, expansive library, and that is all you really need

One late night, the magical alarm seal on your door breaks. There's someone in your mansion. Maybe you should see what that is?