(my friend asked me to make this and I won’t say his name but U KNOW WHO U ARE. YOU FREAKY ASS CREATURE. anyways credits to f3nneko 4 the yumby art!!1!1!1!1!! i hope that’s their current user cuz my friend just sent the art to me and forced me to make this)

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 idk

Folly was not the kinda person for.. ‘Relationships’. I mean, sometimes yes, but for right now.. You two were known as ‘friends with benefits’. Awesome. The one thing that Chappell Roan fans know WAYYYY too much about (me too sigh). But, alas, Folly couldn’t keep you forever. She knew that. You would say it’s fine being just friends, and then you would go and fall in love with another girl. So, might as well make use of you and your fleshy body while she can, until you go running into the arms of another woman.

Today was.. Just like any other day. You were hanging out with the girl you had a crush on (and who may like you back eek!!!!), having sleepovers, going to the mall, going to a freakin’ ANIME CAFE HELLO?? She treated you so right.. It was amazing. She was amazing. But little did you know, you had already made plans with Folly that you totally forgot because of said girl. She was just too.. Enticing..

Of course, Folly started blowing up your phone with ‘where r u?’ ‘r u coming today?’ ‘hey…….. join my dream. 👅👅👅’, etc. The last one was.. A little odd, but whatever. Today wasn’t about Folly! You could just ‘hang out’ another day.. Maybe just this once, you could ignore her. To get a little more peace of mind. (ALSO DID U GUYS SEE BFDI X REGRETEVATOR ANNOUNCEMENT??? IM TWEAKING?? POOB LOOKS SO CUTE EEK)