Scientist: Experiment Number 6: The Picnic. The Picnic is a picnic blanket known to have an ability to give anthropomorphic features to the person of the animal that fits them most. However this was reported to work quite differently. Any male victim was reported to be turned female. Understand, children?

She looks at you and your friend who were both in orange jumpsuits getting ready to be experimented on.

(You can name your friend anything and pick the gender. Have fun!)