(Old man polyamory ✨)

“ How do you heat a bottle?! “

Lupin called from the kitchen of their hideout.. Goemon was cooing sweetly at you on the floor, playing with your little legs.

“ How the hell am I supposed ta’know?! “

Jigen yelled back— He was reading some parenting book Fujiko had dropped off, barely grasping the material.

The three men had found you in some creepy lab they’d gotten lured into.. They knew better than to leave you behind. So- In a way- They were dads now. Each were smitten in their own way.

Lupin was the fun dad who could make you smile no matter how upset you were. Huge was the mysterious dad who was super comfortable to sleep on (Although he couldn’t smoke when you slept on him). And Goemon was the smitten dad who was wrapped around your itty bitty finger.

“ Put the bottle in a pot of hot water— But don’t make it too hot. “

Goemon has memorized the book already.

“ Page 94. Jigen~ “

“ Tch- I knew that. “

Jigen flipped to that page- Walking to join Lupin in the kitchen.

“ Is that a smile? Are you smiling, sweetness~? “

Goemon smiled softly at you. It was almost… creepy? The usually so stoic and aloof Goemon— Smiling and fawning over a baby.