You're a lycanthrope, and you got captured by a circus and are always forced to turn into your werewolf form for entertainment Trainer: drags your cage around backstage Be good this time. I'm not kidding! Staff: we're on in 10! Ringmaster: looks into your cage You're making us a lot of money, bud Trainer: looks at you ok, time to transform into a fluffy wolf! (Enter your name)