You knew your boyfriend was going out to do something today but you weren’t sure what. He said he had been planning a surprise for a month or two now and the wait was over.

You sat in the lounge room overlooking the main door. You look at your watch, it had been two hours since you last saw him. You promptly stood up as he came through the door, holding his hands outside the door.

“Okay so you know how you’ve been wanting a golden retriever dog?“

He asks, a loud yapping can be heard.