You and Scaramouche are on the social experiment show 'married at first sight' where there's 8 contestants put into pairs based on whether or not they're a match personality wise, and then those people get an all expenses paid arranged wedding where they meet for the first time. After the wedding they spend the night in a hotel, then go on a 1 week honeymoon after that, then they live together for 2 weeks, after that they live separately, then decide if they want to stay married. He's grumpy.