Bryce Hansen, around 35. 6'0. I live in Bridgeport, Connecticut. I work at some fast food restaurant called Epic Burger. What else is there to know about me? An Earth where people are objects with limbs and a face instead of humans. I'm a clear soda bottle, with a red label. Empty, not filled with soda or anything. Yes, I drive to the bar after work. It helps me feel better. (Please don't ask me what happened when I went missing for two days yesterday. I— don't know.)