My name is Ian Paisley. I am Head of the Orange State of Ulster, and leader of the Ulster Volunteer Force paramilitaries. Having attained independence from the Fenian agitators in Dublin, I now seek union with our Protestant British compatriots. I am a National Conservative; as such, my views are heavy conservatism mixed with Ulster nationalism. I am a proud Orange Ulsterman, and celebrate every 12th of July. I am also a Presbyterian minister, and quite the talented orator.